Jake Gyllenhottie

Thanks Emily for this creative if not too obvious twist on his name. I've become even more obsessed with him him lately, especially since he's on all the magazine covers. GQ, EW- consider this my thanks. I want to frame him. Literally, I want to put him in a glass case and hang him on my wall. I know that we will never be, b/c honestly, how many people end up dating their stalker. I think it happened on "Friends" once, but c'mon people, that's television, not reality. Though in my dreams, we meet, I saw "Hi" he says "I love you" and we take it from there.
Sincerely yours,
(warning: I cannot stop myself from writing the following thing)
Reagan Gyllenhaal
(If it's in writing, it must be true!)